∇(JAPANESE)[a rattle, and then a brief pause, followed by slow shifting]
Nnnn... nn?W-What the--
ow, my poor head--What the hell is this?
Where is th--
...
Bastards left me! Man...[a longer pause, and after a moment it's accompanied by the distinct sound of liquid being sucked through a straw]
... Well, you know, last time I checked it wasn't winter yet, but how would I know, right? I've never been this far north. I guess you guys from the Thunder Country would know better, but come on, freezing your prisoners to death? That's just a boring way to go. And is this stupid music a new kind of torture? At least gimme a last fight worth my--
--Dammit.My sword, too? I worked hard to get that thing! Hey, you, assholes outside! You think I can't break your necks with my bare hands? [there's a grin bared in the voice, now] Just
try me--
[and yet again he cuts himself off--if you listen closely, there's sounds of heavy shuffling in the distance, and some muffled explosions]
Oookay.
That's... not a gimmick you're supposed to be seeing every day.[OOC: Shark boy's holed up in the Parking Garage off Brebo Ave.--fairly out of the way, but just in time for Christmas music and New Year's crazies. (: (: He's also short one giant sword and, for the Naruto-knowledgeable, sporting a brand-spankin' new Akatsuki cloak like the one Sasuke's got on there. (: Ohshi--]