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Houzuki Suigetsu

"This sword is for rescuing kittens."

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September 17th, 2030

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Anonymous on, IP-logging off. Please tell me if I veer out-of-character, or am otherwise doing it wrong. Believe me, it helps. XD Thank you!

February 4th, 2009

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"Ahaha well..."
∇(IS FOR VOICE)

Heh, I guess even the killers are getting bored now that it's quiet. Sort of. Sloppy of you, you know? Unless you're just a show-off. [sounds distinctly amused]

And I think that mute prince guy's gone. Kind of hard to tell, but he talks a lot for a guy who can't talk, anyway. Lucky him, huh? Wonder if his world went and ended while he was gone. That'd be pretty ridiculous after making such a big deal out of it and everything. [laughs]

Oh, hey... River? And... Naota, I think? Can I talk to you? Separately, I mean, I have different things to say.

[annnd all to himself, thinking aloud]

Valentine's Day... that puts it at a couple of weeks. Wonder if it counts if you lost part of a year somewhere in there. Jeez.

[OOC: LOL by Naota he totally meant Naoto. Mute prince guy = Caim. WAT IS NAMES.]

January 30th, 2009

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Grrr...
⊥(FOR TEXT)

OKAY THIS IS JUST NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE.

none of these shitty shops decided to have a BASEMENT so

jeez. i guess i wasn't attached to that stupid cloak anyway. damn tacky thing, at least it was useful for what that's worth. now it's fucking cold, though. i don't think i've seen the sun in a week. nice little storm there, but i liked it better when it DIDN'T RAIN and that's fucking saying something.

is the water in the buildings still safe...? should i even bother asking oh, yeah, and i need a faster way to get acid out of dead animals. some of these are still fresh, i think. heh.

for the record city, you suck. and stop discriminating against swordsmen.

[OOC: Translation--he's been sleeping off the effects of the gas in the lees of the commercial district half the week, and is now slightly dehydrated/pretty much unable to talk but hanging in there. Still no sword, though. )8]

January 24th, 2009

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"... Run that by me one more time?"
⊥(FOR TEXT)

hey, scientists? you have a shitty sense of humor. i'm surrounded by sand and leaf ninjas, this isn't even close to being a good joke, you know. seriously, what the hell did i do to get this kind of karma? i mean it's not like i've been a saint, but i haven't even killed anyone yet.

so yeah, air quality sucks. find a kerchief or something and get over it. don't know if it's any better underground or in the forest, though.

and this arms shop sucks. it's all empty. only thing i've found is this weird long black thing with a hole on the end and i stepped on it. i think this thing on top broke off and it makes this funny clicking sound... there's nothing in it.

jeez, what's a guy gotta do to get decent weapons around here? hey, high school. do you have any swords?

[OOC: STRIKES ARE GONE. He was at the arms shop and found a serviceable gun... and promptly broke it. :U Done with mod permission. Because Naruto world apparently has no guns. What the bleeding hell, Kishimoto.]

January 20th, 2009

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Toofy <3.
∇(ENGLISH)

[a flicker of static, and then the feed tunes in--there's a dull roar in the background, kind of like jet engines, only there's the occasional snap and crackle to go with it]

... Well, uh. That wasn't really part of the plan, but oh well.

[his voice sounds very muffled, and then suddenly it's louder with a sort of smudged quality, like he's put his mouth right against the mic--which he has]

Nothing lost, nothing gained, try again, right? I don't think that dog-thing would've made for very good dinner even without gettin' experimented on.

[a pause and then a sigh, and he sounds amused and fainter again]

Hey, c'mon, what are you all sniffly for? All we gotta do is find another restaurant. There's like three more across the street.

[OOC: Newsflash, he can speak English as of retcon. Also, explanation for this post is right this way. Feel free to commentlog if your character is on-scene/a rubbernecker/something or other. :D?]

January 14th, 2009

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"Ahaha well..."
(JAPANESE) ( english )

[ there was loud screaming going on behind suigetsu, in a voice that was vaguely familiar ] MY LEKKUUU THEY HUUUUUUURT!

Man, it'd be nice if it were always this exciting around here. But two explosions and an epidemic and you guys are already shitting your pants? I can kind of see why this place is still such a dump after all the kidnapping they did. Those scientist guys or whoever they are need better eyes.

[... burble that sounds vaguely liquid and--splash]

I bet if you stacked up the corpses they wouldn't even reach the top of that thing you guys are calling a school. And I'm not even talking about the flattened one.

[ louder shriek ] BURNSWATER BURNING BURN GET AWAY FROM ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH A WATERBEAST!!

... Huh.

This sucks, though, I'm all out of drinking water.
When does it rain around here, anyway? This doesn't look like a desert or anything, so there's gotta be water somewhere.


[OOC: MEET ZIM'S NATURAL ENEMY. WHO KNEW?]

December 31st, 2008

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"I'm dying here. Breakplz."
(JAPANESE)

[a rattle, and then a brief pause, followed by slow shifting]

Nnnn... nn?

W-What the--ow, my poor head--What the hell is this? Where is th--

...

Bastards left me! Man...


[a longer pause, and after a moment it's accompanied by the distinct sound of liquid being sucked through a straw]

... Well, you know, last time I checked it wasn't winter yet, but how would I know, right? I've never been this far north. I guess you guys from the Thunder Country would know better, but come on, freezing your prisoners to death? That's just a boring way to go. And is this stupid music a new kind of torture? At least gimme a last fight worth my--

--Dammit.

My sword, too? I worked hard to get that thing! Hey, you, assholes outside! You think I can't break your necks with my bare hands? [there's a grin bared in the voice, now] Just try me--

[and yet again he cuts himself off--if you listen closely, there's sounds of heavy shuffling in the distance, and some muffled explosions]

Oookay. That's... not a gimmick you're supposed to be seeing every day.


[OOC: Shark boy's holed up in the Parking Garage off Brebo Ave.--fairly out of the way, but just in time for Christmas music and New Year's crazies. (: (: He's also short one giant sword and, for the Naruto-knowledgeable, sporting a brand-spankin' new Akatsuki cloak like the one Sasuke's got on there. (: Ohshi--]
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